The owls are not what they seem.

This journal is almost completely public.  But if you've added me, leave a comment here so I can add you back, since I might not notice otherwise.   :)

As of right now, Riannon and I are going to be Maria and Mary from Silent Hill 2 for Otakon.
GUYS THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST EXCITING THING EVER.  Also I'm really excited to remake my Maria costume so it's like actually accurate and fits me.  I do miss being a stripper oh yes.   Also assuming we rope in Mackenzie as James we are going to have the most fantastically awkward retarded lesbian photoshoot ever in which James gets nothing.  he loses.  good day sir.

Though since I picked that one, I feel like I should let her pick the other...which means I'll probably end up making both of us Mass Effect or Bioshock cosplays in the near future.  D:
The things I do for love. 
if you didn't read that in a Courage voice, you're doing it wrong

 Um.
Achievement unlocked.
Sup.

 My goodness it's almost been 20 days since I posted, and that was barely a real post.  Where has the time gone?

Since we've last talked:
 
2 weekends ago: Setsucon.  Got to introduce Riannon to some of my new school bros.  Walked around town and took retarded pictures in our Silent Hill costumes.  Fun times were had by all.

( More ridiculous pictures under here... )

Last weekend: LADY GAGA LADY GAGA LADY GAGA.  The concert was fantastic beyond all reason.  I don't really have words to properly describe it, but.  Yeah.  Fantastic.
The same day, I met up with knackster and we were all rebellious and shit 'cause my dad told us not to go downtown but we did anyway because NICOLE IS A BAD INFLUENCE and we wanted to get some foods.
She didn't end up being a 50 year old man, but she did turn out to be A GIANT HEAD ON A TABLE.

also holy shit my nails are terrifying.

I think that's about it.  School has been punching me in the soul lately and I haven't been sleeping much, but I'd still say I'm at a really happy point in my SUPA LONG EXISTENCE.  I've just been so AAAH MY FRIENDS ARE AMAZING AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS FANTASTIC [at some point I will make a post formally introducing her to y'all] AND I HAVE A GOOD LIFE.  And right now I have Count Chocula and almost no homework which is just intensifying that happiness times a billion.  


In conclusion, I love you all, my friends.  -GROUP HUG-   I've been a little behind on LJ so if you want to leave a comment tellin' me how your life has been I would much appreciate it.  :3

 I've never...been in love.  At all, I don't think.  At least not like this.


I will eventually have a proper post together.  Life has been....ridiculous.  In so many ways.
But until then, I felt the need to put this somewhere.
Guys.   I am just.  I don't even know.

I was raised on James Bond, it never taught me how to handle something like this.  

Aaah I haven't been on here in forever and now that I'm here it's just with a silly request.  I apologize, eventually I'll have an actual entry involving Christmas shenanigans.
Until then.
I need your help to get more people in my fan club on facebook in order to win this ongoing feud that I am not going to explain.
http://www.facebook.com/chickentetrazzini?ref=profile#/group.php?gid=225261787509&ref=mf

GO GO GO.
PARTY TIME.
EXCELLENT.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD


;IKGJSSGJKAKJGJ;DBFLJKDBFJK


M-merry Christmas, everyone~  :3

holy shit i love my dad so much.

Hrrngh I keep getting the most mixed reviews about Silent Hill Shattered Memories I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
FRIENDS. WHY DON'T YOU ALL HAVE THE SAME OPINION ABOUT EVERYTHING? GOSH DARN IT.


In other news, this is the greatest picture ever.

It is a very long process that got to this point, so I'm not even going to bother explaining.  There was something about

Me: "Maria's dead too often to be a proper mom."
Mom: "....ok 1, that's going to be my facebook status when we get home.  2, MOMMY I NEED TO BAKE 20 CUPCAKES FOR SCHOOL TOMOR-*thunk* OH GODDAMMIT NOT AGAIN.


She also informed me that saying "I've been gypped" is a racial slur.  I never made the connection gypped=gypsies before.  My mom is just full of knowledge.



in other news I have a Hugo Fucking Stiglitz icon.  and not to talk about nothing but Silent Hill, but he is making a Harry Mason face.  like, exactly.

knackster is a horrible person but for some reason I keep talking to her.
So, without further ado.



HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY NICOLE

Now go get drunk. 

~legally~   :D

Highlight of the night was a little girl around 7 years old in line for my haunted house in a Cinderella costume.  I asked her if she was scared and she told me "No, if something scares me I'll just PUNCH IT."
<3
Also my old robotics teacher stopped by to check out the house for the first time.
I love that people stop me in Wal-Mart and tell me that my house is the highlight of their Halloween every year.
I love that the Quizno's lady didn't make me pay for my food today, saying "You don't need to pay, Mr. Durden."  (For those of you who didn't know me last Halloween, allow me to explain.)
I love seeing a line going across the street of people waiting to get inside my house.

I love Halloween.  <3

OH HEY GUYS I THINK I PUT MY CLOTHES ON WRONG OR SOMETHING.








This hat won't stay on.  >:|

1. Create a graphic (200 x 200 max size) to represent your personal "candy". It should have your username on it, but otherwise can feature whatever you want. Make it something special since it's self-representative.
2. Make a post with the subject "trick or treat?". Put your "candy" somewhere in it, and be sure to repost these instructions.
3. Then, go around other people's LJs and reply to them with either "trick" or "treat". If you reply with "trick", they will give you an LJ dare that you have to perform before taking their candy. If you're too wimpy for that, simply say "treat" and take their candy.
4. List all your collected candies in your original "trick or treat?" post to show off your collection, being sure not to direct-link!



( ~Mah tricks and treats~ )

There is only one correct answer to this.

And no, it is not the goddamn HANS LANDA no matter how hard you try. He has been taken out of the equation in order to give the other 2 a chance.

Dearest self,

Yes, you're upset that Brandon fell for some girl on Sunday and seemed completely oblivious to the wonderful time you spent with him at the Haunted Granary only one day prior.  Yes, he's kind of douchey for pushing you aside like that.
But goddammit, why are you sulking around like it's the end of the world?
Making out with a girl out of nowhere does not mean that he's going to be with her forever.  And it's not like he even rejected you.
And look at you.  YOU.  The one who once had a thread on 4chan debating whether or not you were a dude, and how either way, they'd all TOTALLY HIT THAT.
YOU'RE THE REASON MACKENZIE ISN'T STRAIGHT ANYMORE.
And because this one guy hasn't fallen for you just yet, you've turned into a complete pussy?

If there's one thing you learned at the Homecoming Parade this Thursday, it's that your ass looks damn good in that Lady Gaga costume.
He's going to your Halloween party.

Now shut the fuck up and get the boy.

The Shining is going to be on AMC at 6:30.  Get on AIM and watch it with me.    I will be flailing about the entire time, this is like my favorite srs business horror movie ever.  EVER.

also, best meme ever.
Respond to this post as if whatever you did last (it could be for example, drinking orange juice) is a massive, huge deal.
Allcaps, many exclamation points and occasional memes are acceptable.

GET FUCKING EXCITED, F-LIST.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

A very wonderful boy that has been one of my closest friends for a few months now and who vaguely resembles Topher from Dollhouse was going to come to the Homecoming Dance with me this Saturday, until we realized that he couldn't because this school has a rule against bringing folks not in high school, and he's a freshman in college.

But he's coming over anyway.  We're dressing up like we're going out.  He's bringing Pokemon Stadium for the N64.  We're going to play SH:Homecoming just for kicks (GEDDIT GUYS?  CUZ IT'S HOMECOMING LOL)  And we're going to go out in the woods in my backyard and dance all night with infinitely better music.  And by that I mean horrible 80's pop.  
He requested the Top Gun soundtrack about 3 seconds before I was about to mention it.
And said we had to slow dance at least once.  I jokingly asked "Beauty and the Beast?" and he replied "I was thinking A Whole New World."

I think I might love this boy.  <3


In other news.  Pulling an all-nighter tonight.  Baby bro had to be taken to the emergency room, but I think he's going to be fine.  And I have like 4 hours of homework to do still.
And since it's 1 AM right now....yeah.
Homecoming parade tomorrow.  Need to finish Gaga costume.
and SH Fic/Art Exchange stuff is due tomorrow.  still haven't finished mine.
Bring it.

FOR THE HOMECOMING PARADE, THE GAY STRAIGHT ALLIANCE IS DRESSING UP LIKE FAMOUS LGBT FOLKS.

I GET TO BE LADY GAGA.


that is all.


....someone help me pick an outfit. 

ALYSE THIS IS A QUICK LATE HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNTIL I GET A PROPER ONE TOGETHER I'M SO SORRY I MISSED IT ASDKLJF I'M SUCH A SNOLLYGOSTER.
no excuses.

I have other things to say but I don't want to miss the bus again.