Being that I am a total ladies man it should come as no surprise to anyone that my bowling night plan totally worked and I'm pretty sure Riannon and I are an item now. :3

Also we are one of those lame-o couples with matching facebook profile pics but ours is awesome so it's ok.



Also we played Ballad of Gay Tony for a while and it was a fantastic game. I've never played Grand Theft Auto before due to living under a rock with the original Crash Bandicoot and Nightmare Creatures 2 and other things no one cares about.

It is a very long process that got to this point, so I'm not even going to bother explaining.  There was something about

Me: "Maria's dead too often to be a proper mom."
Mom: "....ok 1, that's going to be my facebook status when we get home.  2, MOMMY I NEED TO BAKE 20 CUPCAKES FOR SCHOOL TOMOR-*thunk* OH GODDAMMIT NOT AGAIN.


She also informed me that saying "I've been gypped" is a racial slur.  I never made the connection gypped=gypsies before.  My mom is just full of knowledge.



in other news I have a Hugo Fucking Stiglitz icon.  and not to talk about nothing but Silent Hill, but he is making a Harry Mason face.  like, exactly.

knackster is a horrible person but for some reason I keep talking to her.
So, without further ado.



HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY NICOLE

Now go get drunk. 

~legally~   :D

Highlight of the night was a little girl around 7 years old in line for my haunted house in a Cinderella costume.  I asked her if she was scared and she told me "No, if something scares me I'll just PUNCH IT."
<3
Also my old robotics teacher stopped by to check out the house for the first time.
I love that people stop me in Wal-Mart and tell me that my house is the highlight of their Halloween every year.
I love that the Quizno's lady didn't make me pay for my food today, saying "You don't need to pay, Mr. Durden."  (For those of you who didn't know me last Halloween, allow me to explain.)
I love seeing a line going across the street of people waiting to get inside my house.

I love Halloween.  <3

OH HEY GUYS I THINK I PUT MY CLOTHES ON WRONG OR SOMETHING.








This hat won't stay on.  >:|

There is only one correct answer to this.

And no, it is not the goddamn HANS LANDA no matter how hard you try. He has been taken out of the equation in order to give the other 2 a chance.

Dearest self,

Yes, you're upset that Brandon fell for some girl on Sunday and seemed completely oblivious to the wonderful time you spent with him at the Haunted Granary only one day prior.  Yes, he's kind of douchey for pushing you aside like that.
But goddammit, why are you sulking around like it's the end of the world?
Making out with a girl out of nowhere does not mean that he's going to be with her forever.  And it's not like he even rejected you.
And look at you.  YOU.  The one who once had a thread on 4chan debating whether or not you were a dude, and how either way, they'd all TOTALLY HIT THAT.
YOU'RE THE REASON MACKENZIE ISN'T STRAIGHT ANYMORE.
And because this one guy hasn't fallen for you just yet, you've turned into a complete pussy?

If there's one thing you learned at the Homecoming Parade this Thursday, it's that your ass looks damn good in that Lady Gaga costume.
He's going to your Halloween party.

Now shut the fuck up and get the boy.

The Shining is going to be on AMC at 6:30.  Get on AIM and watch it with me.    I will be flailing about the entire time, this is like my favorite srs business horror movie ever.  EVER.

also, best meme ever.
Respond to this post as if whatever you did last (it could be for example, drinking orange juice) is a massive, huge deal.
Allcaps, many exclamation points and occasional memes are acceptable.

GET FUCKING EXCITED, F-LIST.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

A very wonderful boy that has been one of my closest friends for a few months now and who vaguely resembles Topher from Dollhouse was going to come to the Homecoming Dance with me this Saturday, until we realized that he couldn't because this school has a rule against bringing folks not in high school, and he's a freshman in college.

But he's coming over anyway.  We're dressing up like we're going out.  He's bringing Pokemon Stadium for the N64.  We're going to play SH:Homecoming just for kicks (GEDDIT GUYS?  CUZ IT'S HOMECOMING LOL)  And we're going to go out in the woods in my backyard and dance all night with infinitely better music.  And by that I mean horrible 80's pop.  
He requested the Top Gun soundtrack about 3 seconds before I was about to mention it.
And said we had to slow dance at least once.  I jokingly asked "Beauty and the Beast?" and he replied "I was thinking A Whole New World."

I think I might love this boy.  <3


In other news.  Pulling an all-nighter tonight.  Baby bro had to be taken to the emergency room, but I think he's going to be fine.  And I have like 4 hours of homework to do still.
And since it's 1 AM right now....yeah.
Homecoming parade tomorrow.  Need to finish Gaga costume.
and SH Fic/Art Exchange stuff is due tomorrow.  still haven't finished mine.
Bring it.

FOR THE HOMECOMING PARADE, THE GAY STRAIGHT ALLIANCE IS DRESSING UP LIKE FAMOUS LGBT FOLKS.

I GET TO BE LADY GAGA.


that is all.


....someone help me pick an outfit. 

ALYSE THIS IS A QUICK LATE HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNTIL I GET A PROPER ONE TOGETHER I'M SO SORRY I MISSED IT ASDKLJF I'M SUCH A SNOLLYGOSTER.
no excuses.

I have other things to say but I don't want to miss the bus again.

I was at Baby Gap when I stumbled upon the jacket section.



BABY JAMES SUNDERLAND.

They also had a bb Leon Kennedy jacket.  I love you, Baby Gap.

Except that the smallest size they had was for one year olds.  Brendan is only 4 months.   >:|     no love.
I'm buying them anyway.  He'll fit in them eventually.

FILL OUT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE THINGY GUYS.
Pleaaaase?  :]
( Because I need to know EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. )

Ok, I'm just going to come out and say this.

I am FRIGGIN' EXCITED for the Silent Hill 2 movie.

I don't expect it to be anything super duper, but guys.  guys.   If there's any chance that my favorite stripper in the whole wide world is going to be on the big screen, how could I say no?

Two little things that caused some serious ~joyous tears~

1- My AP English teacher returned my journal entries about Plato's two dialogues that we read.  I had been really freaked out about that class and worried that I was doing worse than everyone, but she left wonderful comments.  Then at the bottom there was a "but..." and I expected something along the lines of "you messed up everything and I lied, this is dreadful." but it ended up just saying "But we never hear you participate in class.  You have some great ideas, please share them with us"  That alone made me feel a thousand times better about the class.  Maybe I can actually do this~

2- My dad called me today and asked if I wanted to go to Red Lobster tomorrow.  He's driving the two hours just to have dinner with me. 

My dad isn't a sentimental kind of person.  So little things like this just make me so happy, knowing that he does actually enjoy my company some times. 

This school is a thousand times more challenging than my old school.  Every night I have been coming home, eating, and doing homework.  That's it.  So I'm sorry I haven't been commenting much lately.  Things have been hectic. 

I'm just stopping by to mention that I'm alive, and also to share this important announcement.

I don't know where I'm going to college, or what I want to study, or what I want to do when I'm older.
What I do know is that I live on a cul-de-sac now, and that means that I am going to buy some roller skates and practice skating out there every free moment I have.
And even though I'm 5'5" and only 100 pounds right after I eat a big meal, I'm going to be on a roller derby team the day I'm old enough.  And I'm gonna be AWESOME.

stolen from knackster WHO IS NOT INVITED ON MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR.

You’ve somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere -- real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.

01. Ozymandias
02. dexterette 
03. James Bond (Connery, obvsly)
04. leesers 
05. Franziska von Karma
06. Freaky Fred
07. America
08. pkempa 
09. Batman
10. Zac Efron

( Sorry to spam lately. This meme is too great not to do... )